Love Fucking Sucks
 
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Broken Hearted? Let's talk.

Did your dickhead boyfriend break your heart? Perhaps your girlfriend had sex with her greasy haired, hipster co-worker? Recently divorced? Are you just overall frustrated with your love life (or lack thereof)? Sometimes Love Fucking Sucks! If you’re seeking a therapist, get the hell out of here. If you just need to talk to a real, relatable person, ditch the triple fudge brownie ice cream and contact me! 

 
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WHat the hell can I do for you?

After hearing about your relationship issues, from a neutral point-of-view, I will advise you on how to best move forward. I am here to do whatever is needed to make your current situation better. We can also do anything needed to help you move on and clear your head, including but not limited to, talk into the wee hours of the morning, do adventurous things (skydive, rock climb), drink tea and eat crumpets; literally anything that tickles your fancy (deemed appropriate by me of course)! 

While consultation can be done over the phone, unlike 98% of people today, I love face-to-face interaction! I'm also available via skype, facetime, email and the submission form on this site. If you’re questioning whether or not to give this a go, always remember: We miss 100% of the shots we don’t take. 

PAYMENT FOR SERVICES

Set pay structures SUCK (almost as much as love). Being paid based on performance is the shit. That being said, I let my clients determine their rates. Pay me what you think I have earned after receiving my services. If you ever see me on the Venice Boardwalk with a sign that says “Will Kick Self in Head for Money,” you’ll know why.

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WHO USES THE "F" WORD IN A BUSINESS NAME?

MEET BRETT MCGINN

At college parties while everyone was getting drunk and trying to get laid, Brett was behind locked doors having heart-to-hearts with broken hearted girls.

A self-confessed hopeless romantic, Brett has fallen in love too fast and too hard on multiple occasions. He’s just a LOVER of LOVE. As terrible as Brett is at managing his own love life, he has always been known to give superb relationship advice to others. 

His strong belief in karma and the power of goodwill has always caused him to put others before himself. Hence the creation of this relationship consulting business.

 
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HIT ME UP

Any information shared at any point of contact will remain entirely confidential. Feel free to shoot me an email below or call me directly.

Cellular device: 419.681.3845

EMAIL: BRETT@LOVEFUCKINGSUCKS.COM